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okay, as a straight guy I have a complaint

So what do you call a group of women?
Friends
Then why are a group of men a threat? A group of women can be a threat if they wanted to
The difference is that women have to want to be a threat to be one whereas men just be like that
Not all men are like that
And not all bacteria are pathogenic but we still wash our hands out of fear of the ones that are so what’s your point?
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my favourite game as a kid was hide and seek attention
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Best thing I’ve heard all day
“Like 2003 Evanescence?” She knew EXACTLY what to do.
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roses are red, i’m going to bed
#violets are blue #damn bitch me too
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i don’t really think the relationship between generation z and millennials is comparable to the relationship between baby boomers and millennials
mostly because largely speaking. baby boomers are the parents of millennials but millennials aren’t the parents of generation z
your older sibling telling you you’re an idiot for eating laundry detergent just isn’t the same thing as your parents berating you for not having a job in a shitty economy









